Oz Demotivational Poster
ALCOHOL - CAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH EATING A SALAD
A COUPLE OF PSYCHO! - With the look of them, they will eat your ass alive!
OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.
THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -
ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?
T I M E -
AND NOW I HAVE A HEART - :D :D :D :D
BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands
ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.
HARE SOLO -
HONEY?! - Where is my super suit? What?? WHERE....IS...MY...SUPER...SUIT?!?!
MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.
GARY BUSEY IN EVERY ROLE -
THE GLARE -
RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.
OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!
START OF AN EPIC STORY -
RE-MARRY? - YEAH RIGHT! MAYBE WHEN HELL FR- OH CRAP!
BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.
I TOLD YOU SO - I know...I know just help me out already!
CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.
THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?
FIREFOX HAS FROZEN -
SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen
WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility!
ZOMBIE OZ -
WICKED: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!
A COLD HEART -
PERSONAL IDENTITY - If you don't have one, whats the point of taking pictures?
I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!
THE LIGHT - I have seen it!
INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.
FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.
ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.
LINK - Mario only wishes he were this badass
BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.
CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.
THE AWKWARD PHASE - At some point you'll just have to accept the fact that you're just UGLY.
REBEL WOMEN -
TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..
GLOBAL WARMING - Killed My Cat
YOUR SISTER - Thinks I'm HOT! When you're done kissing her, do you mind if I give it a shot?
FUN TIMES - who are you kidding.
GOING GREEN - America's growing dependence on foreign oil is a thing of the past, cause we can just squeeze it outa the little turds ourselves.
NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -
GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders
WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.
VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend
POSTAL SERVICE POSTS A WHOPPING $5.2 BILLION LOSS - Postal worker perks to blame.
OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !
WITH THE WITCH DEAD -
HIGH SCHOOL MEMORIES -
STRANGERS - Didn't Auntie Em warn you about them?
THE TIN MAN - Finally he has what he wanted most.
MY SUPER SUIT - Where is it?!?!
MAYBE IT MEANS -
WIZARD OF PULP FICTION - Saw what again mother******!!!!!!
CHEESE - As an artfull expression of...an explosion of a 20lb bag of mozzarella
SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.
ALCOHOLISM - What do you do in your spare time ?
O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!
BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.
POLITICS - If you care about the future, you may want to get your kids involved.
COJONES - True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world.
LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries
PROMISE OR THREAT - Sometimes life gives you clear choices.
ACID TRIPS - Some have been made into movies
SO DO I - And you can't have any of my scotch until you clean your room!
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES -
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...
ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL FOR LIVER DISEASE - "Quick! Get me 600 CC's of Brandy, before this man sobers up!"
WIZARD OF OZ 2010 - Auntie em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. Dorothy
LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!
WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!
JOBS - SO WE WONT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER MONEY
MUSTACHE RIDES 2.0 - A lot like they used to be, only updated!
HOMER SIMPSON -
SCHOOL OF ROCK -
SNOOZE BUTTON -
TACTICAL ADVANTAGE - A Flush beats a pair any day.
PROHIBITION - I wonder why it didn't last?
IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better
POLYGAMY - The Positives FAR outweigh the Negatives.
DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol
GOOGLE! OH COME ON SHARON! - I'm Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's so evil about Google!?
BEECHER & KELLER - Greatest Love Story Ever.
GREYBEARD RESTAURANT - Now Open!
SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)
GALINDAFIED - Toss! Toss! Toss!
BEFORE THERE WAS OZZFEST - There was SausageFest !
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